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...Finally a site about me.

I'm in juvie, even though i'm 18

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arright... here's to all the people I plan (and some I don't plan) to come to this site.
 
Ian- screw you, kid.
 
Faith- love you.
 
Tyler- Ha-ha, I've still got your gay ass gamecube, you dick suckin' limpwrist. Cut your hair and take a shower - you look like a mess. I was in flagship seeing "cursed" the same time you were. good thing you didn't see me... or I wouln't have the pleasure of playing spongebob squarepants on my new gamecube.
 
Carolyn- don't ask me to do shit for you if your'e just gonna be a faggot. I'd rather shove a dull, rusted ice pick into my uvula so it sticks out the back of my neck than make you a box.
 
Brigette- you don't really bother with me that much and when you do, you're mean most of the time. Mrs. Briggs took my ball... She's hotter than a frying pan on a hot stove... oooh...
 
David- don't smoke drugs.
 
Huffy--I mean... Christina (or is it Kristina), any way, dude don't make yourself seem so easy and just go out with David.
 
Mike- this kid had a bottle of peach snapple that has like, 2 sips left- he takes a sip and then spits it out again into the bottle. Responding to the horrified, disguted face he quickly responds: "Ivebeendoingitallday".
 
Joe Smith- He's next to me laughing at this sick, and retarded website-
And looking up “boobies and vagina movies”. I heard him giggle and mumble “small penis”.
 
Rob- Dude, you are WAY too hyper. Take your meds and settle down, or I'll kill you... like "fire and brimstone" kill you.
 
Matt and Sean Cuniff- hey tough guy, gimme a butt, then bounce.
 
Jeff May- you fucking douchebag mother fucker, keep threatening me you faggot i'll give you a swirly and then make sweet love to your unconcious body
 
Mike Nagle- take your meds and stick to lacross and dirtbikes, you silly little jew.

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Little fat red-headed Kyle- you're shit.  ...Give me bacon.
 
Ashton- you're gay dude. It's ok- it's 2005 now. People will accept it, so just get it over with and just come out. Life will be nice and gay- i mean happy...
 
Ricky- you conceited piece of cock, you will read this and probably be wicked gay and pretend to be offended. By the way honey, you're mohawk is  really cute. tee-hee...
 
John Stephen- lose some weight, fat shit.
 
Matt Brightman- have fun with duck hunt, you fucking nerdy-ass trecky.